Portland Federal Building

In the New York Times article In Portland, Growing Vertical, they detail how the government will spend $133 million on a renovation of the General Services Administration building. They are planning to cultivate “vegetated fins” that will grow more than 200 feet high on the western facade of the main federal building here, a vertical garden that changes with the seasons and nurtures plants that yield energy savings.

How much savings per year?

The G.S.A. says the building will use 60 percent to 65 percent less energy than comparable buildings and estimates a savings of $280,000 annually in energy costs. Solar panels could provide up to 15 percent of the building’s power needs. The use of rainwater and low-flow plumbing fixtures will reduce potable water consumption by 68 percent. And energy for lighting will be halved.

These people are insane, there is no other explanation. Their lust for an eco-green universe has driven their ego to take over. Spending 133 million dollars to save 280,000 per year will take 475 years for that investment to be recouped. Perhaps they could just build a new building from the ground up instead and make that one all “green” instead of turning this existing place into a chia building.

This is by far the biggest waste of the so-called stimulus money so far.

Las Vegas

Las Vegas

Early last week the snow was piling up and so we decided to head for warmer weather weather. Las Vegas seemed like the perfect place. Only a couple of ours away and plenty of fun things to do, but more importantly, warmer. S. and I headed out with L. and L. for a weekend of fun.

Along the way we decided to name our tour. So we came up with, “The Seven Deadly Sins Tour.” Remember those list of sins from the Old Testament? Things God doesn’t like. There have been many versions of the list over the last two millennium. We settled on the Pope Gregory I revision. Dante’s list would have worked well also, but he manages to come up with ways to punish the extravagant, as the wasteful are punished in the fourth circle of hell.

So how did we do?

  • Lust
  • Most people think of this as sexual, but it can be almost anything. Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body. I suppose going to the the gym everyday would qualify.

  • Gluttony
  • We managed this one with flying colors. Way too much food.

  • Greed
  • It was Vegas right?

  • Sloth
  • I think we can get a passing grade on this one as well. Perhaps, sleeping in late? Oh wait, the whole trip was an avoidance of of physical or spiritual work.

  • Wrath
  • There was a host that we were unhappy with. Oh, and those annoying guys flapping their smut fliers on the sidewalk on the strip. Definitely not happy with them.

  • Envy
  • I really wanted to eat all of L.’s doughnut holes.

  • Pride
  • Thinking you can predict the future.

All in all not a bad attempt on such a short notice. I guess next weekend we’ll have to go for the Seven virtues contrition and misdeeds plan. Good times.

My old friends.


Once upon a time there were two little ingenious companies called Ximian and SUSE. Along came a poorly run corporate monolithic giant who gobbled them up.

“Oh look, shiny, I think I’ll eat them.”

After feasting on their dead corpses the evil ogre became confused and realized he did not like how they tasted any longer. So the red malevolent monster spat out the rotting corpse to the ground and then trampled them. Sometimes I miss my old buddies Rupert and Geeko. Their spirit lives on.

Jeff Zucker’s New Boss


Jeff Zucker who is currently the president of NBC Universal will, once the merger with Comcast is complete, have a new boss. His name is Neil Smit, who is currently President and CEO of Charter Communications. What does this mean? Well, Comcast COO Steve Burke is going to have his hands full taking on responsibility for NBC Universal as well as his roles heading Comcast Cable Communications and parent company Comcast Communications. So hiring Neil Smits from that sinking ship Charter Communication makes total sense. Now Charter Executive VP and COO will be interim president/CEO while the company looks for a new boss.

Prior to joining Charter, Smit was the President of Time Warner?s America Online Access Business overseeing Internet access services, including America Online (AOL), CompuServe and Netscape ISPs. Smit also served at AOL as Executive Vice President, Member Services, and Chief Operating Officer of MapQuest.

AOL, Compuserve, Netscape. All failures due to lack of innovation. Oh Mapquest, owned by AOL of course. Now unlike Comcast Charter isn’t doing so hot financially. In 2007, net income a $1.616 billion loss with a total equity loss of $7.892 billion. These days thing are much better, oh wait not so much. Back in February, Charter Communications announced that it planned to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Private equity firm Apollo Management expects to own most of Charter’s shares after the bankruptcy is completed. In November 2009, its bankruptcy plan was approved, which extinguished its stock and cut approximately $8 billion in debt. I guess closing those seven call centers and outsourcing the work to the Philippines didn’t help very much.

I wonder what it did for customer service at Charter? Well interestingly enough PCWorld ranked Charter’s cable Internet service as worst among 14 major Internet service providers. In addition, Charter High-Speed is the second-worst-rated cable ISP on, and Consumer Reports indicated in their February 2008 issue that Charter’s television/Internet/telephone bundle collectively is the worst of all major national carriers. Rock on Charter.

Comcast you sure did pick a winner in Neil Smit. At least he gets to be the one to fire Jeff Zucker.

National HD Channel Lineup

Recently the HD chart at AVS was updated.

After weeding out limited channel availability the leader board looks like this.
Verizon 163
AT&T 155
Cablevision 132
Dish 112
DirecTV 87

This does not include RSNs. Which DirecTV has a lot of. Here is hoping the new DirecTV satellite, D12 becomes operational soon.

 finally fixes something charts have been broken for more than a month now. Today they finally started to render again. To bad there is no other game in town. Winamp has its Orgler but that is a Windows only solution that requires Winamp Media Player to work. the approach is much smarter. Of course they don’t make a media player like Winamp, so they are platform and client agnostic which helps their popularity.

Ever since CBS bought things like this have been happening. Probably as a result of a desire to show a profit they cut staff who keep things like this running. Hurray for corporate overlords who are clueless.

Movies the SO must see a.k.a. “Isn’t True Love Great?”


Well here is my list of movies that the SO must see so that there is parity and some sort of equilibrium in the relationship. I mean they are some of the pillars of the foundation for my warped head. Surely she would want to know how my crazy brain works and why I think if the nutty things that I dream up. I have broken them out by some crazy order that makes no sense. I had to acquiesce on Akira Kurosawa and David Fincher as well as drop tons of others from the list, like Eraserhead. If I made her watch something like that she would beat me to a pulp. I do want to stay married after all.

Alfred Hitchcock

Wachowski Brothers

Ridley Scott


Stanley Kubrick

Terry Gilliam

Darren Aronofsky

Arnold Schwarzenegger

George Lucas

Coen Brothers

Wes Anderson